9 times out of 10 you are thinking of dunking your telephone into the fire or mixing it in the blender because everybody else seems to be wearing a cool, horny cell-phone, while you are stuck with one that is snarky, repellent, outmoded and so unhip that it's started to appear like a pig's behind. Chances are you are planning to call it an antique and shove it down the throat of some wacko buyer on eBay.
Let's move on to the following step "your new phone. Now you need to pick up something and boost it so much, that you can show it off and make your buddies go green with jealously. Hence here are the latest strategies using which, you can pimp up your cellphone:
1. Turn it into an ecosystem: To paraphrase, convert your telephone into an environmental-friendly product and check out the "oohs" and the "aahs" you get when you gradually explain, to the opposite sex, how your phone essentially protects the ozone layer. Don't buy mobiles that use non-biodegradable plastics; don't go near products that coat their phones with flame retardant chemicals like bromine-based flame retardants; conserve electricity by charging your telephone as much as is necessary "better still , there's a new sort of phone that's made using bamboo and is powered by photovoltaic cells. Go for that. Our planet is getting hotter by the day; at least make your telephone look cool!
2. Go for total convergence: First, get your cellphone hooked into a mobile radio service "there are many mobile services available and many more are on the way. Next, get a mobile TV service going "it's about 10 USD a month, but that is nothing if you need to actually pimp your buddy up. Now, get mobile VOIP (Voice over Net Custom) going "make calls to any person in the world using your local connection! Bang, that's going to get you some cool eyeballs! Now "here's the sucker punch "build all these features into a full screen phone! Mobile corporations are coming out with full screen phones where everything is touch operated and the screen lights up when touched! Imagine a full screen phone with radio, Television and Mobile VOIP! Cool!
3. Make it burglar-proof: There are applications available in the market which make your phone scream out like Bruce Springsteen did while crying out "Born In The USA". O.K, the Bruce Springsteen bit was a joke, but , seriously, mobile applications are available that make your mobile phone scream if it is nicked. Not only that, these applications lock in your personal info, which can be recovered when you find the telephone. Imagine what a technosavvy image you may project! Move over Neo, you two-bit son of an antique!
These are the top 3 ways that you can pimp up your phone. Not only will your telephone boost your social rank, it will also offer you defence against burglary and supply you with entertainment when you want it the most "while at work or while studying. And, it will massage the ozone layer for you. Now what more can you wish for "Go for it, dude!
Let's move on to the following step "your new phone. Now you need to pick up something and boost it so much, that you can show it off and make your buddies go green with jealously. Hence here are the latest strategies using which, you can pimp up your cellphone:
1. Turn it into an ecosystem: To paraphrase, convert your telephone into an environmental-friendly product and check out the "oohs" and the "aahs" you get when you gradually explain, to the opposite sex, how your phone essentially protects the ozone layer. Don't buy mobiles that use non-biodegradable plastics; don't go near products that coat their phones with flame retardant chemicals like bromine-based flame retardants; conserve electricity by charging your telephone as much as is necessary "better still , there's a new sort of phone that's made using bamboo and is powered by photovoltaic cells. Go for that. Our planet is getting hotter by the day; at least make your telephone look cool!
2. Go for total convergence: First, get your cellphone hooked into a mobile radio service "there are many mobile services available and many more are on the way. Next, get a mobile TV service going "it's about 10 USD a month, but that is nothing if you need to actually pimp your buddy up. Now, get mobile VOIP (Voice over Net Custom) going "make calls to any person in the world using your local connection! Bang, that's going to get you some cool eyeballs! Now "here's the sucker punch "build all these features into a full screen phone! Mobile corporations are coming out with full screen phones where everything is touch operated and the screen lights up when touched! Imagine a full screen phone with radio, Television and Mobile VOIP! Cool!
3. Make it burglar-proof: There are applications available in the market which make your phone scream out like Bruce Springsteen did while crying out "Born In The USA". O.K, the Bruce Springsteen bit was a joke, but , seriously, mobile applications are available that make your mobile phone scream if it is nicked. Not only that, these applications lock in your personal info, which can be recovered when you find the telephone. Imagine what a technosavvy image you may project! Move over Neo, you two-bit son of an antique!
These are the top 3 ways that you can pimp up your phone. Not only will your telephone boost your social rank, it will also offer you defence against burglary and supply you with entertainment when you want it the most "while at work or while studying. And, it will massage the ozone layer for you. Now what more can you wish for "Go for it, dude!
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